Reasons for being a card maker

Reasons for being a card maker

1) It helps keep the economy going. It is one's duty to support cardcraft manufacturers, timber/paper mills, craft shops and internet sites. 

2) It is less expensive and more fun than psychiatric care. 

3) It's participation in a contest- The one who dies with the most unused peel offs, toppers etc, wins. 

4) Craft bits keep without refrigeration, you don't have to cook them to enjoy them, you never have to feed them, change them, wipe their noses or walk them. 

5) It's not immoral, illegal, or fattening. It calms the nerves, gratifies the soul, and makes one feel good. 

6) It makes good use of your imag-e-nation

(Found on www.verses4cards.co.uk)